The most fabulous thing about having a soon to be 4-year-old is reliving that time in life when EVERYTHING is about having the maximum amount of fun possible. Visits to the grocery store, car wash, doctor's office, department store...it's all an opportunity to do something exciting and sometimes vaguely inappropriate. Bored in the middle of a shopping trip at Macy's? No problem, find a bit of empty floor space and break dance. Dissatisfied with the muzak at Dominick's? Simply create your own song about fairies and butterflies and dogs-try and work in some parts about your family (how pretty mom is, that's key)-oh, and sing it falsetto for best effect. Life is, at this age, truly what you make of it.

This is something that I am certain most adults have forgotten, or decided is impossible given the grave reality of daily life.

I call bullshit on that particular attitude.

O.K., O.K, I am aware that there exist in life some things that are beyond our control: crappy jobs, annoying people, traffic jams, and so forth, but it seems that I so often speak to people who have allowed all that crappiness become what they're all about-and it soon becomes evident why their boss hates them, or their husband is so lazy, their credit is bad, or whatever. Here's my take on it: A negative attitude is the single most attractive force in the universe. There is no end the the amount of bad shit that can happen to you if you expect it to. Stop expecting it, sometimes it happens anyway and you STILL won't like it. Our days are numbered, all of us, and this may very well be your last chance to have a laugh.